have you tried abandoning all dignity and hiking your leg up on a wall as high as it can go because that has worked for me before
I abandoned all dignity long ago when I started eating entire pizzas by myself and bumping show tunes in my car. But I haven’t tried the wall thing yet, thanks!
I can’t get my leg to crack in the way that I want it to so I’m thinking about just breaking my fucking femur. Just letting an anvil fall on it, Looney Tunes style.
Plot twist: The tears in Dumbledore’s eyes when seeing the doe patronus were tears of pity. What he was really trying to say with, “After all this time?” is “Dude you haven’t let it go yet?” The memory faded out before we could realize.
"After all this time?”
"Always," said Snape.
"Severus, it’s been years. Get a girlfriend. Please."