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Andre. 23. Semi-professional comedian. I love comedy and comic books. Also movies and tv and science and a bunch of other crap. Follow if ya like!

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I am home in my bed goodnight forever

I’m on the ground! My ears hurt!

withthedungeonsandthedragons I don’t know if they know exactly where/when I’m flying out of. Plus our flight actually did get delayed (slightly) just now on account of the president landing in San Francisco. If they do end up getting mad, I will gladly get fired I hate it there.

I’m on the plane already but the captain just announced that our flight is slightly delayed because the president is flying into San Francisco and they are banning anyone else from landing while he lands. So we all have to sit on the plane for an extra 45 minutes.

Thanks a lot Obama.

atmidnightcc:

THIS SHOW IS SO SERIOUS.

I’m in an airport! On time! Catching up on podcasts! Comedy Bing Bong!

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hotbitchesanddragons:

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jump-shooter:

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doubleentandre:

I’ve been in New York for a week, I miss burritos so much ay dios mio

The second person in a week to say this. He came back and ate In N Out as soon as he…

YALL ARE MAKIN ME HUNGRY

DC comics has revealed the brand new, female, Matter-Eater Lass!

hotbitchesanddragons:

adorableblerd:

doubleentandre:

I’ve been in New York for a week, I miss burritos so much ay dios mio

The second person in a week to say this. He came back and ate In N Out as soon as he landed. The next day we went out for pho and I’m pretty sure he had a burrito for dinner. Why is the struggle so real? 

the only burritos i ever have in nyc is blockheads and i’m not even sure if the food is actually good or if i just go for bulldog margaritas

The lack of taquerias out here is disturbing and shameful

I’ve been in New York for a week, I miss burritos so much ay dios mio

I DONT KMOW WHAT ANYTHING MEANS ANYMORE

lubricates:

praise our lorde jesus christ 

I…I thought it was Adam Scott for a second

(via fuckloadofquiche)

jayjsupremacy:

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drinkingtheflood:

All my checks will…

bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce.

CRYING

Seagrams poppin’ in our refrigerator, $5 for 4 bottles and I save ‘em for later. I got: ramen on the left [left], pizza on the right [right], and a free month on netflix so we stay turnt up all night. 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

Cool Runnings holds up very well